Max the Bulldog
My Birthday Party
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My Birthday Party! Part one. I had my second birthday party only a few days ago! "She" told me that - this year, we are only having a small family party! What a bummer! That means less gifts for me! Then "She" tells me that - You must take a bath before the guests arrive! That was the second bummer! I dont fancy taking baths that much you see But I do enjoy what comes after! After I had my shower, I usually sit and watch myself in the mirror while Im drying.. I look pretty darn good if I might say it myself... This is the best part! I get this "massage" with the hairdryer. I LOVE it!! Earlier that day I got this BIG ugly snake as a gift from "Them"! The first thing it does is attacking me! First I got almost paralysed, but as the damn snake tryed to strangle me, I slowly felt the rage building up inside of me! As you know we Bulldogs used to fight much bigger things than this 2 meter long beast! So I began to chew on him as a MANIAC! As you can see on the pictures Im a real PRO! Pitbull is my middle name! Ever heard the word Overkill? After I finished him off, "She" told me that the snake had to get washed... And here you see me pulling the snake out of the washing machine after it got washed. | ||||||||||